"No. All Thirteen of us."
if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
why is this still circulating
Because it’s brilliant.
the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.
*opens door slightly* *peeks out* Do we who?
*screams* DO WE WOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEEE OOOOOH OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOH!! *turns into tardis*
kuzco - the emperor’s new groove quotes.
"I’m leaving Hogwarts. Forever. You saw what happened back there. Nobody wants me here. And you know what, I don’t blame them. Who would care about a loser like me?”
“Losers like us, that’s who!”
She looks so surprised at what happened
what the fuck did she think was gonna happen when she hit the wall with a hammer?
i would rather communicate through interpretive dance than have you call me on the phone
why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy
jesus god almighty